Jury's In

Rock County is notoriously stingy on personal injury, but I was still surprised. The old man turned down $50,000 + ended up getting $1,500! Guess they didn't read the jury very well.
My budy Mark Mader's high school fotball team played some kind of exhibition game in Green Bay. Only after seeing some papers in his old friend's estate did he realized they'd played on the hallowed grounds of Lambeau field. Hard to imagine a big Packers fan having missed that little detail. Too focused I guess.
Despite never going to auditions, I still get a lot of calls from directors to act. Finally I agreed to be in LAURA, the movie version of which won an Oscar for "Laura" + much liked by mom + dad. Thank God I can't sing + thus never get asked for musicals. I hope it doesn't make me crank for the family visits.
I have an awesome prize for one of the Christmas party games.